It's chilly out there.
According to Oom, I have an alter ego named Cranky Cat. He's a mean dude who growls, swats, and gets grumpy when he has to come inside on a nice day whether it is snowy, rainy, or sunny and green.
She tries to keep him locked outside.**
I don't know what she is talking about.
Anyway, if he's locked outside, he's like frozen stiff or really, really cranky now, because it went down to like -20 last night and this morning it was 0. It's supposed to get even colder today, but the sun's out.
I had to go outside.
Do you see that look on my face? Cold paws. Really cold paws.
Omm said she saw cranky cat this morning.
I don't know what she is talking about.
**Dudes, don't worry...Cranky Cat is fictitious...Oom would never, ever lock a cat outside. Except Bob the Cat but he is, you know, big and wild and made to live outside.
