What did I tell you?
Even though it was my person, I didn’t crack; I didn’t even offer my name and cat ID number. I stood still on all fours and took it like a show horse…or an elephant – you know, some animal that doesn’t flinch in the face of water torture.
(Truth be told, I’m actually beginning to like it…the lukewarm water, the nice soapy bubbles on my tummy. Not bad at all really…as long as the ears stay dry.)